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Joke of the Day

"Got an IPad from my chinese friend... Nothing beats homemade gifts."

"I bought a pig for $100 and named him Moo-Ham-Head, I then sold him for $150. Does that make him a profit?"

"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."

"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""

"It's a dark stormy night. You're scared & alone. You hear a bump in the night. You jump! You scream! Then your cat comes in the house drunk."

"I used to be in a wheelchair.... But I kept getting pushed around. I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I'd share."

"The main reason Santa is so jovial is cuz he knows where all the bad girls live."

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer."

"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."

"kid who doesn't believe in Santa What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."