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Joke of the Day

"Math teacher joke Why do math teachers never get constipated? Because they always work problems out with a pencil."

"I say ""Hey man, I got your back."" He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless. I give his back to an infant. ""Baby got back."" I say"

"New York, ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""

"What disease do police give black people? Glock coma"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared"

"Why do guitar amps hum? Because they don't know the words."

"""Pay attention to me, but not too much. Ignore me, but make me feel wanted. Let me know you want me, but don't be clingy.""-women"

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose."

"People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving."