176484
Joke of the Day
"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."
Next Joke
"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."
"I'm Torn on the Issue of Abortion.... On one hand, I support it because it is killing babies. On the other hand, it gives women a choice. Credit goes where credit's due, /u/DJ-Salinger"
"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."
"Facebook told me my new password was too long... All I typed in was ""My Dick""."
"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."
"This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"Whats long and green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger."
"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."