141539
Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"
Next Joke
"Speed was unrealistic because nobody riding a bus wants to live"
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
"Was driving to work this morning and saw a pluming truck with the best slogan ever. Had to share... J&S Plumbing: Because sometimes a flush is better than a full house."
"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it."
"Me: Hello darkness, my old friend. Darkness: New phone, who dis?"
"I had sex last night. Man I hate prison"
"Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name ""fire place"""
"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch???? Names"
"Japan won't get Fallout 4 until December 17th, but that's okay, they got the original fallout 70 years before us."