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Joke of the Day
"Me: Hello darkness, my old friend. Darkness: New phone, who dis?"
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"Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate."
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't"
"I always like to tell fart jokes about myself I call it self defecating humour"
"TIL Australians don't have sex They just mate"
"""Yes! I've finally gone from an L to an XL!"" Said the Roman"
"I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does."
"Nice try ""Enjoy By"" date on bag of broccoli, nice try."
"First hockey game at the leper colony There was a face off and a hand-pass"
"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"