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Joke of the Day
"Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"
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"Press 1 for English. Press 2 For shitty customer service in any language."
"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""
"What's the difference between light beer and having sex in a boat? Nothing. They're both fucking near water."
"A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm. ""do you make fish cakes?"" ""Yes we do"" replies the fishmonger... ""Great"" says the man, it's his birthday"""
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't want to peanut butter my dick up your ass."
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... ...But then I changed my mind"
"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"
"My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke **Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet? **Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up. *...she cracks me up*"
"My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, ""Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."" I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter."