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Joke of the Day
"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""
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"Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said ""I don't tend to read into things"""
"""It's five o'clock somewhere"" I say as I leave work at 9am"
"My ex-girlfriend tried joining the slut club... But all their positions were filled."
"Thanks to Twitter I can tell people I read."
"How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough? When the (w)hole job's done."
"Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?"
"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."
"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."