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"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."
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"Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl? Because the pee is silent."
"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."
"What's the best way for a prostitute to advertise? Word of mouth."
"What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist"
"Made me laugh a bit A former Vice President recently wrote a song about math. It's called the Al Gore Rhythm."
"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""
"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."