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Joke of the Day

"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."

"What do you call a joke with no ending?"

"Whats the difference between a bdsm slavegirl, and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking if you slap it."

"Hi Mrs. Smith ... can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy ... you know Johnny is a quadraplegic ! Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for home plate !"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"

"Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!"

"What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258"

"Chuck Norris already counted up to the infinite... Two times."

"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""