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Joke of the Day

"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."

"What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( )"

"Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*"

"I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class)"

"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##"

"My piggy bank was robbed the other day. I tried to ask him how he felt... ... But he was evidently shattered"

"If you plug in a toaster and take it into the bathtub with you, it will get rid of your hiccups."

"I carry a backpack full of receipts and gum wrappers and go through it while I'm at a cashier until someone who's frustrated pays for me."

"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."

"My dad is hung but then again, everything seemed bigger when I was a kid."