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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
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"I've got Alzheimer's ....but atleast I don't have Alzheimer's."
"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."
"What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex? Call her up and tell her where you are."
"I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it."
"What's a shark's favorite illegal substance? Reefer"
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."
"What would Valve call the next world war? A Global Offensive."
"Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox."
"What do you call a blood-thirsty optometrist? Macula."