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Joke of the Day

"What did the bird say in gratitude? ""Thank"", then it cooed."

"There are a lot of advantages white people have over black people. But there's one advantage gay blacks have over white ones. When a gay black comes out, they only have to deal with one parent."

"I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time."

"Thieves .. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap,shower gel,towels and deodorant.Dirty Bastards."

"I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth."

"My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it's still dirty."

"redneck incest paradox Apparently, there are guys down in Alabama, there, who are their own fathers!!! (I can say this, safely, because I live in TN. We don't do anything fucked around here..."

"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"

"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top."""

"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"