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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time."

"My humor is kind of like food... Not everyone gets it."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."

"Simba was moving so slow until I told him to Mufasa"

"For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !"

"There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"

"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"

"So there are 2 fish in a tank... And one says to the other: ""Hey, how do you drive this thing??"""