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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"

"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll fuck their boyfriends"

"Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? It was a low blow."

"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"

"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"

"By Putting the Punchline in the Title How do you screw up a joke?"

"A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation."

"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."

"How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway"