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Joke of the Day

"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"

"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."

"God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10."

"Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country."

"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."

"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"

"LPT: Microwave your spoon first to make scooping out ice cream easier. It warms up the spoon and makes the process less frustrating."

"Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force"

"My boss just said, ""Everyone dies alone."" I told him, ""you don't have to die alone, just get in your car and aim for a school bus."""

"Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question. Lemmy is God *The world lost a great musician today"