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Joke of the Day

"Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: ""Who is your hero and why Stalin?"""

"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."

"You're so beautiful I can't describe it with words.. but numbers can. 3/10."

"""I want my country back"" is a fair and accurate thing to say if at one point in your life you owned the country."

"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."

"I slept in my sons crib last night I wanted to see what all the fuss was about."

"RIP George Michael I guess this was his 'Last Christmas'. What? Too soon?"

"The homeless problem would be solved if. . . . . the Big Issue had tits in it."

"What's the best part of a movie? The climax."

"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"