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Joke of the Day

"I'm Homy... I bet 99% of you pervs misread that."

"What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date? Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One but he must consult the DSM-IV."

"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."

"You hear what they are calling Bruce Jenner's new TV show? ""Cait Plus 8-inches."""

"I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park ;)"

"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."

"My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp, I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again."

"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."