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Joke of the Day
"What do you call toddlers who are dictators? Dictator Tots"
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"How many Cowboys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have Giants for that kinda shit."
"Kinda weird how much we're attracted to each other's genitals even though they're gross."
"My parents and teachers said I could be anything I wanted but I'm 28 now and I'm still not a hot Asian girl named Bang Bang :("
"Airport burritos. This could be bad news for the people on my next flight."
"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"
"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"
"I too lost 120 pounds... And the Judge says the bitch gets to keep the house..."
"Have you heard this one before? Yes, twelve posts ago"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."