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Joke of the Day
"I too lost 120 pounds... And the Judge says the bitch gets to keep the house..."
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"My wife tells me my conspiracy theory obsession is getting out of control.. I wonder how much the government paid her to say that."
"Someone -- always a man -- always asks ""does the ship run on generators?"" The Cruise Director usually tells them ""No we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."""
"Women shouldn't have to be in prison for more than a month. Because their period should be the end of their sentence."
"Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice."
"Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!"
"texas humor sign inside a bar in texas reads: ""we like our beer like we like our violence, domestic."""
"That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die."
"People in my office have this strange habit of naming their food... Yesterday, I had a sandwich named ""Michael""."
"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."