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Joke of the Day
"A blonde walks into a bar She asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."
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"Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions"
"A man walks into a caffe splash"
"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"
"Would you like to hear a joke about dried grapes? It's not that good, don't go raisin your expectations."
"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."
"I get so angry when I hear about children being abused/named ""Jaden."""
"[first day as coast guard] Boss: 7 people died on your watch today Me [looking off into the distance]: yes but the coast is fine"
"INTERVIEWER: Do you have any hidden talents? ME: I taught myself how to play piano INTERVIEWER: By ear? ME: No, just with my hands"
"Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner? The passengers and crew were marooned."