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Joke of the Day
"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."
Next Joke
"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."
"When I was a kid, we had our own personal chef Chef Boyardee"
"You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!"
"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."
"I almost got hit by a car this morning and the scariest part was that my last words would have been ""whoa there chap"""
"if you get killed while you have to pee your ghost will have to pee but it can't"
"Why did Adele cross the road? Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, ""Hello from the other side!"""
"My wedding anniversary is next week. Does anyone have an idea for a gift that conveys the sentiment 'our love is priceless' for under $75?"
"Me: Help Universe: LOL"