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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."

"If you're ovulating and have sex standing up... Is it called a standing ovulation? Asking for a friend"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."

"did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry"

"Ok, so, for some reason, my lesbian neighbours just gave me a brand new Rolex... I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"Ever had sex so good... That you told your wife when you got home?"

"If a woman says, ""all men think with their dicks"" Well... then blow my mind."

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps under his work boots."

"Why did the computer split up with the programming language. Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!"

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""