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Joke of the Day

"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""

"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"

"Level of singleness: yelling, ""pizza's here!"" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me..."

"bad feelings when others left home they are thinking: did i closed the window... did i closed the fridge...? when i left home: did i delete my history?"

"Why did Anakin kill all the younglings? To get to the other side."

"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."

"What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage? World of Wardraft."

"I know all the subjects of Hillary Clinton's emails, ask me anything [Deleted]"

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""