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Joke of the Day
"Two fish were in a tank One of them turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""
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"What would you get if you crossed Bill Gates with Louis Leakey ... a philanthropologist."
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"I bet if I could see into the future, I would use that power to watch a lot more TV."
"There is a new drink at my bar. It's called a Sandy. It's basically a watered down Manhattan."
"Hey did you know a new medication came out for depressed lesbians? Tridixigin"
"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."
"Alcohol doesn't get people drunk, people get people drunk. Drunk people get other drunk people extra drunk. People drunk people drunk people"
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"Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim."