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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no awards for excellence in betas? Because no one wants to be the master beta tester."

"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."

"I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery."

"Thanks to Twitter I can tell people I read."

"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun? &nbsp; Yellow."

"I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon"

"Cop; Know why I pulled you over? Me; Because you got beat up in high school Cop;....... Me; Because you got beat up in high school, Sir?"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They are both stuck-up cunts."

"I told a psychiatric ward patient to stand in the middle of two black poles ... and he did it ! The absolute madman!"

"My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too My mom: And they're called study groups!"