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Joke of the Day

"The popularity of origami has increased ten fold."

"A man and his friend are having a conversation Man: When I was born, I was given the choice to either have a really good memory or a big dick Friend: Which one did you pick? Man: I don't remember"

"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."

"What every man wants to hear after sex:"

"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."

"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"

"What don't you want to hear after performing oral sex on Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hold up."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"

"School is like a boner.. It's long and hard unless you're Asian."