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Joke of the Day
"Why do nuns never wear a bra? God supports everything."
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"*tries online dating* Oh...oh no *tries real life dating* Ok this is actually worse somehow"
"I used to date a Mobius stripper... ...I broke up with her when I found out that she would never stop."
"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."
"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt."
"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."
"Q: How do you milk sheep? .... .... .... A: With iPhone accessories."
"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."
"breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/"
"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."