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Joke of the Day

"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"

"Why did Adele crawl under the cow? ...to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now."

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."

"When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think ""that person must b funny"". 1,500 friends on FB ""that person is batshit crazy"""

"I graduated with a 2:2 in Sports Journalism It would have been a 2:1 but they equalised at the last minute."

"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"

"My girlfriend is like /r/Jokes She tries to tell me that she hasn't cheated on me, but I've already heard that one."

"Wonder why my son doesn't want me to walk him to the bus stop? Maybe I'd better unhook one of the straps on my overalls like the cool kids."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"What's a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know."