193987
Joke of the Day
"How deep is the ocean? A shark spooked him while he was surfing."
Next Joke
"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds funny dozen tit."
"What is a psychic medium? ...smaller than a psychic large."
"did you hear about the miners' new album? i really dig it"
"Why should honeymoons only last six days? Because seven days makes a hole weak."
"[meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again"
"A joke I made up inspired by Mitch Hedberg. ""Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad."" ""I said, you are one dumb dog."""
"Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'"