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Joke of the Day
"What is the one thing you don't give to a Jewish kindergartner? A gold star."
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"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"
"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""
"I had a thought the other day Losing 15 pounds sounds a lot better in America than in England."
"What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube? The more you twist them the harder they get."
"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"
"Never trust a screw... ... They might turn on you!"
"[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]"
"If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive ""to work"" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me."
"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""