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Joke of the Day
"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"
Next Joke
"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"
"Son:Dad's trick or treating as a ghost in a bed sheet? Wife:& heels,eye patch & his hand stuck in a Nutella jar. More like a ghost on ambien"
"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"
"My wife just left me because i cant stop using double negatives. But in my opinion I haven't done nothing wrong."
"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"
"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."
"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."
"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. The ones who know binary and the ones who don't."