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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a screw... ... They might turn on you!"
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"Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights? Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright."
"What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? The lunch bell!"
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"A woman walks up to me and says ""give me 12 inches and make it hurt"".... So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick"
"what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai"
"To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on."
"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""
"1. Go to seminary. 2. Get degree. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."