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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a screw... ... They might turn on you!"
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"Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x"
"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."
"Idk guys, life has never thrown me lemons. Social anxiety, insomnia, mental breakdowns, drugs and eating disorders.. But never lemons."
"Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket* Him: ""Where's the food and why are you naked?"" Me: ""Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic."""
"A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her"
"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."
"Where does a Turkey live? A coup."
"Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!"