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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window."

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"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."
"What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!"
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."
"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."
"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."
"It's tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"the poor people on welfare should not eat steak and sea food. they should be drinking raw sewage out of an old boot while thanking me"
"/r/badplumbing is leaking"
"[call] MOM: please be safe in the snowstorm. ME: idgaf about snow i'm a gangster. MOM: what? ME: i said thanks for calling i love you."
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