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Joke of the Day

"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."

"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"How do you get Reddit to improve their search function? Have CNN report on how bad it is"

"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? **Silicon Valley**"

"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"

"It looks like I'm missing a lot of tweets. They were probably so great the Library of Congress just couldn't wait to archive them."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"

"Always Drive Drunk That way, if you get into an accident, at least you are drunk."

"Who invented minced meat ? A leper playing the guitar."

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"