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Joke of the Day
"What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze? Cashew"
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"I was in work the other day when a stunning Thai girl walked in. She was gorgeous. all I could think was 'don't get a boner, don't get a boner, don't get a boner.' She *did*."
"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"
"What do you call a blind deer? No eyed deer. What do you call a dead, blind deer? Still no eyed deer."
"Fidel Castro was alive?"
"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."
"""Some people say I'm an animal in the sack."" - baby kangaroo"
"Hey, Cap'n Crunch. You've been a captain since 1963. Dude, I don't think admiral is happening for you."
"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."
"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."