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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No eyed deer. What do you call a dead, blind deer? Still no eyed deer."

"How come white girls can only count odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"

"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."

"A moral compass is just a clock that isn't drunk enough."

"If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?"

"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."

"I'm drowning my self in coke right now. Not the drug. The drink. Nah jk it's the drug."

"What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)"

"Where do Dalmatians get their music from? Spotify."