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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you."

"With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy beer, chocolate and candy."

"You hear about the gay guy who has a job in construction? He works in a manhole."

"What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"Wife: He's always rewriting the past.. Therapist: is this true? Me: [doesn't hear because I'm typing 'Shrek killed Hitler' into Wikipedia]"

"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"

"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""

"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, all the grils have fled, so with [this](http://i.imgur.com/jKdoV69.jpg) I'll just have to make do."