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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"
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"What do Boobs and Lego have in common? Both are intended for children, but it's the Dads who end up playing with them most."
"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""
"Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much? They're never short of Sichuan musicians."
"A woman visits reddit..."
"Tectonic Plates One tectonic plate said to the other, ""I'm addicted to crack"". The other said, ""It's your fault"""
"If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags."
"If I had a dog, I'd name it Syndrome. I'd teach it to jump up on people just so I could shout ""Down, Syndrome!"""
"A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria"
"My girlfriend is weird She starts all of our conversations with ""Are you even listening to me?""."