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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the gay guy who has a job in construction? He works in a manhole."
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"Hills have eyes... They also have ""L""s"
"Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically."
"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ...."
"What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !"
"Why don't gelding horses like to race? Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded ""They're Off!""."
"Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !"
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"
"What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car? Steamed Vegetable."