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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""

"has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet"

"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."

"How do blind people sign contracts? On the dotted line."

"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."

"Did you know diarrhea is a genetic disorder? It runs in your jeans."

"Girls just wanna have funds."

"In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers"

"Why are pedophiles so full of themselves? They only have sex with people who look up to them."

"What rhymes with Jon Snow? He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up."