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Joke of the Day

"What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."

"A fire broke out at a gay club last night. Police think it was started by a Fag."

"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."

"The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher."

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""

"what idiot named them horses and not zerocorns"

"The doctor had to remove my fungal infection. It's a shame. It was really starting to grow on me."

"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white horses fell in the mud."