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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
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"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"
"Q: Why is the letter E like London? A: Because it is the capital of England."
"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""
"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."
"Children change a lot of things like now if I get lost in a corn maze I just lay down and take a nap or run toward the guy with a chainsaw."
"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."
"Autocarrot sucks!"
"I imagine by now all you Evian drinkers have read the name backwards?"
"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."