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Joke of the Day

"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."

"Life is like a dick. If it's soft, you can't beat it, but when it's hard, somebody's gonna get fucked."

"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."

"What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any."

"Why did the lion get lost? Cos jungle is massive."

"What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France? A chopper"

"You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too."

"Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are ""woven"" together? Sigourney ""Weaver"" :P"

"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."

"Just found my birth certificate. Ugh, it's official: I've gained weight."