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Joke of the Day

"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"

"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"

"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"

"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"

"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""

"What is a Coronation Street resident's least favourite football team? Tramnear Rovers"

"I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it."

"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."

"Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? Because he didn't truss it."

"""wow these chicken wings are SPICY"" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone"