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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a gay dyslexic? a dyxlixic"
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"If you jump through the hole in a hipster's earlobe you get transported to a SIMS game where the only people are Harry Potter characters"
"[picks up date] *slides over hood of car* *slides off car onto another car* *slides off that one onto another car* *date looks at her watch*"
"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection - except one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? All three of them."
"What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm"
"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"
"It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way."
"The opposite of SpongeBob SquarePants is TowelWeave CircleShorts"