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Joke of the Day
"How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? All three of them."
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"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"Obamacare."
"What's the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser? Depth perception."
"Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it."
"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"
"Why did Michael Brown rob the convenience store? He was so hungry he could eat a bullet."
"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."
"Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive."
"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"