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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) Know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit"

"What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack? The babies in my nutsack are still living."

"I avoid making eye contact like my loneliness depends on it."

"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."

"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."

"I ran over my wife yesterday I was devastated, but she was crushed"

"What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?"

"How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead. "

"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"

"I'd like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I'll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don't (you know why)"