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Joke of the Day

"Oldie.....Mexico will never win an Olympic medal in swimming or track and field..... ... because every Mexican who can run, jump or swim lives in the United States."

"Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff."

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"

"Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00? Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. **EDITED** to make joke more apparent"

"I saw a boat with a sign that said ""For Sale"" so I added an ""ing"" to the end. Fucking idiots are lucky I came along."

"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."

"Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?"

"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"

"I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity."