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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."

"Me to waitress: ""Do you have frog legs?"" Her response: ""Yes.."" Me: ""Then hop on back to the kitchen and get me a steak"""

"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"

"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep."

"When toddlers get naked and run around giggling, it's ""cute"" and ""funny"" ...but when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""not allowed back in Target"""

"Emergency Landing: Gary thank god you picked up! Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on... *to copilot* STOP CRYING, GARY WILL HELP"

"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"

"A muslim, a communist, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President."