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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."
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"A one-legged and a blind man are arguing The one-legged man says: ""I'm gonna kick your ass!"". The blind man replies: ""Sure, I'd like to see that!"""
"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"
"Look at me! I'm a morning person! Let's work out! Get worms! Drive garbage trucks! Use exclamation points!"
"HR: Did you call an employee stupid? Me: No, I asked if he knew he was stupid."
"Am I the only one who calculates how many hours sleep I can get before I go to sleep?!"
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in 2 places today He told me not to go back to those places"
"What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up."
"Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house? Because he might Pikachu!"