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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."
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"A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery."
"Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."
"instagram me like one of your drunk girls"
"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."
"How does Jesus make coffee. Hebrews"
"I spend more time pretend talking into bananas than I do real talking into my cellphone."
"I knew the guy who invented the clothes iron. Unfortunately, he died from being ironed on the face. I still remember the iron-y smell of his blood."
"Three guys walk in to a bar... One ducks"
"The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway."