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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter? Because it was too Win+D"

"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."

"I have a very defined ab. That's not a typo, I only have a single ab"

"Dude, you're so black that when you wash yourself with soap... ... You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards."

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"

"A ""cup of Joe"" must mean something else entirely to a cannibal."

"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the *spaghetto.*"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has made a pretty good career for himself in pest control... They say he's a great ex-terminator"

"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"